Jordan Klepper

compelling about this this Trump administration is he doesn't feel that need to to be kind in those moments that even if a leader wasn't earnestly kind they thought they had to be performatively kind because that is what the office

engendered and was what was necessary.

Donald Trump feels zero need to do that.

And so in some ways, it's believe Donald Trump.

That's been a winning strategy for him, so why would he stop?

He's going in there to take the oil.

And you're going to have some minions tell him, no, no, it's for democracy.

And then he'll undercut all of them with one press conference.

Yes.

So in that one, believe your eyes.

He's telling you.

He's always telling you what he's going to do.

You don't have to read between the lines.

Just turn off Fox News when they talk to somebody in Congress.

Because they're spinning the old game, and Donald Trump is playing the new one.

Are you telling me I should no longer trust the people at Polymarket?

At Polymarket.

If it hasn't already been a shit week, now my faith in Polymarket is ruined.

Daddy needs health insurance.

Let's go.