Jordan Klepper
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And when I go, I don't swim.
I just sort of stand there.
But any time there is not a lifeguard anywhere,
like at the beach or anything, I assume that they drowned.
Something happened to the lifeguard.
I don't go off like in my head like, oh, I guess the lifeguard's like on break.
I'm like the lifeguard clearly tried to save someone and this person fought them.
Because, you know, sometimes people fight you when you're trying to save them from drowning.
I always assume there needs to be a lifeguard that needs help.
I don't enjoy it.
I just, like I said, I stand there.
I don't get in the water.
Oh, sea glass.
Yeah.
I'm just like, at a certain point when you don't see a lifeguard, you're like, all right, maybe, but maybe who guards the lifeguard?
Now that is, let's think about that for a minute.
That's pretty, I think, who does guard the lifeguard?
Apparently no one, because I don't say anything.
No one that knows me knows that I think this.
Now I get this.