Jordan Klepper

I mean, it's a wonder that I'm even lucid, you know?

Because ayahuasca apparently really takes you somewhere.

Have you heard that there are people that do ayahuasca like here?

Yeah.

I've been trying to find them.

And they do ayahuasca in like a gym.

I think atheists just need more compelling sensations.

All the religious sensations are like, drink this.

And you're like, what is it?

It's like, don't worry, you about to see God.

And then you feel very weird and you're like, maybe that was it.

Whereas atheists are just like, come on.

Really?

I mean, she's probably the best room reader we've seen because she is jumping ship before...

it's like if someone had a personal lifeboat and they saw the iceberg up ahead and they just quietly didn't tell anybody but then they got off because what she's going to be able to do because don't get me wrong she's leaving Congress for like all these like rumored reasons I think maybe she just went ahead and did enough insider trading and made enough money that she's probably like good and then she's also like there's way more like culture sort of cachet in leaving on your own because you're disgusted with

like politics, because everyone's disgusted with politics, that's a very everyman approach, even though you're part of why you're disgusted with politics.

You were supposed to do the thing, you know what I mean?

When you hire a plumber, it's not noble for them to come out of the bathroom and be like, gross.

I'm gonna go.

But you signed, you said it was gross and you could take care of it.