Jordan Klepper
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I thought this was a weird sex thing, but they're actually doing dentistry here?
That is somehow way worse.
Imagine being the one guy on the flight to Epstein Island who is only going for a tooth cleaning.
Honey, honey, Prince Andrew goes to the same dentist as me.
She must be a really good dentist.
You know what?
Enough of that.
Enough.
Let's move on.
move on to that drunk raccoon who's going viral for all the chaos he caused.
Defense Secretary Pete Hexen.
This poor guy has spent all week dodging accusations of war crimes just because he might have committed war crimes.
And now, he's got this to deal with.
Oh, OK.
OK, buddy.
No need to be that close to me.
We're not sitting in Epstein armchairs right now, OK?
No one's saying you were texting war plans.
Remind me, what did you text?
Okay, kind of sounds like you were texting war plans.