Trump Renames U.S. Institute of Peace After Himself & Epstein Island Was a S**thole | Ken Casey

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Unknown 0:01
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Jordan Klepper 0:07
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Jordan Klepper 0:30
Welcome to The Daily Show. I am Jordan Klepper. We got so much to talk about tonight. Jeffrey Epstein's island was as creepy as he was. We'll show you this year's must-have Christmas tree decoration. And Pete Hanks says he's got nothing to hide, but no, you can't look at his phone. So, let's kick things off with another installment of the very normal and not shady handling of the Epstein Files. It's pretty boring stuff. We are just two weeks away from the deadline for the DOJ to release the Epstein files. And, Pam Bondi, if you're listening, it's still not too late to release them Advent calendar style, you know? Let's see December 4th. Okay, what's in it today? Ooh, Bill Clinton.
Huh.
Jordan Klepper 1:24
In the meantime, House Democrats continue to release their own Epstein documents. So, what's in this latest drop? Is it emails? Maybe bank records? We're seeing new images of the notorious Caribbean estate dubbed Epstein Island. Democrats on the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 150 photos and videos of the sprawling mansion, videos of the pool area, bedrooms, and bathrooms. There were also framed photos of the financier and his partner, Ghislaine Maxwell, like this one with the late Pope John Paul II. Wow. Wow. I can't believe it. The face of the world's most notorious pedophile ring got to meet Jeffrey Epstein. Wow. Amazing. That's the most game-recognized game photo I've ever seen. Fun fact, you know who took that photo?
Jordan Klepper 2:21
Bill Cosby. Now, this release doesn't contain any major bombshells, but we did learn one new thing. Epstein Island looked like shit.

What creepy decor is revealed about Epstein Island?

Jordan Klepper 2:33
How does a billionaire's private island look like a two-star Airbnb? I'm not even talking about the sex rooms. The common spaces are even worse.
Unknown 2:42
Images show a room that appears to be used as a library with four armchairs and a chalkboard with scribbled words.
What the f*** is that layout?
Jordan Klepper 2:52
Look, I know the sex crimes are the main story, but I cannot remain silent about this furniture placement. Who places four lazy boys that close together? Come on, boys, come to my library. We can smoke cigars and rub knees together. I mean, what happens if all four of you decide to recline at once? It's chaos!

What is the significance of the Signalgate investigation?

Jordan Klepper 3:12
This man is sick! You don't want to throw a table in the middle, at least? I mean, no, it's a sex compound, but what if a couple of guys want to do a puzzle while their fluids replenish, you know? Jeffrey! Jeffrey! Jeffrey, come on! You have all the money in the world, but you don't have one pal who gets a Herman Miller catalog? The pedophile billionaire couldn't find one pedophile decorator to help out here. And look, and don't say it was Ghislaine's job to decorate because that's sexist. She was a working professional who was very busy with her own sex trafficking career. And that wasn't even the only eyesore in the room.
Unknown 3:55
Another image shows a blackboard in his study. There are the words power, deception, plots.
Jordan Klepper 4:03
What are they, brainstorming evil plans? What do we got? We got power, deception. What else? Come on. We're an evil cabal here, people. No bad ideas. Plots, okay. Kind of the same thing, but all right. And then I guess there's one guy who threw out music. Not really on the same page, but okay, Diddy. Thank you for contributing to this. Please tell me there was one room that didn't feel like a sad dad riddle. The pictures revealing a room with a dentist chair and masks along the wall.
Unknown 4:40
Masks of men's faces on the walls and what may be one of the most unnerving images that we saw today.
Jordan Klepper 4:47
Nice choice. I myself am a little squeamish about going to the dentist, but if there's one thing that puts me at ease, it's haunted orgy masks. This is the problem with being a pedophile. This is a problem with being a pedophile. Everything you do suddenly seems creepy. But this is actually one of those things that has an explanation.
Unknown 5:15
A dentist chair, which a source tells CBS News was put in for one of Epstein's girlfriends, a European studying to be a dentist.

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