Jordan Klepper

The music, the decorations, the wailing of elves yearning to be free.

But not everyone is feeling so holly jolly.

A woke church set up a truly horrifying nativity scene featuring a zip-tied baby Jesus, Roman soldiers as ice agents, and Mary and Joseph wearing gas masks.

I guess the war on Christmas is back, isn't it?

I knew it!

I knew the war on Christmas was coming back.

Mostly because Pete Hegseth texted me the Christmas war plans last week.

The dude can't stop.

Learn a lesson, Pete.

But yes, a church in Illinois decided to turn their nativity scene into a political protest.

And Sean Hannity is not happy.

You know, I'm a big, I am a purist when it comes to free speech.

Even stupid speech, even ignorant speech, and this is it.

However, this is done on purpose.

Yes.

I, too, am a big supporter of free speech, unless it's done on purpose.

Now, accidental free speech, that's where it's at.

Sleepwalking Tourette's, that I fully support.

But that nativity scene was just the opening salvo in the war on Christmas.

Over in Portland, they're launching a full invasion.