Jordan Klepper
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Look at you seeing the hope.
You gotta squint one for it.
The best day for any true Irish person to come to America.
Yeah, look, we clearly respect your culture.
Go to any of our local pubs and see how much we respect Irish culture.
I met, this weekend, I met the best Irish ladies.
I was walking past a subway station.
I met the best lasses.
They hop out of a subway station and they stop me on the street.
They're like, I'm not even going to do the accent because I have so little faith in myself and so much respect for you.
But they're like, are you from here?
And I said, yes.
Like, can you tell me where the Marriott is?
and I don't know where the Marriott is.
And as I'm like, well, I'm not exactly, and they stop, they go, we don't need to know where it is.
We just kind of need to know what direction.
Can you just point us in the direction?
I was like, oh, I think it's in that direction.
They're like, thanks.
We're Irish.