Jordan Klepper

And then you feel very weird and you're like, maybe that was it.

Whereas atheists are just like, come on.

Really?

I mean, she's probably the best room reader we've seen because she is jumping ship before...

it's like if someone had a personal lifeboat and they saw the iceberg up ahead and they just quietly didn't tell anybody but then they got off because what she's going to be able to do because don't get me wrong she's leaving Congress for like all these like rumored reasons I think maybe she just went ahead and did enough insider trading and made enough money that she's probably like good and then she's also like there's way more like culture sort of cachet in leaving on your own because you're disgusted with

like politics, because everyone's disgusted with politics, that's a very everyman approach, even though you're part of why you're disgusted with politics.

You were supposed to do the thing, you know what I mean?

When you hire a plumber, it's not noble for them to come out of the bathroom and be like, gross.

I'm gonna go.

But you signed, you said it was gross and you could take care of it.

That's why you're here.

And so she's getting like these pats on the back and all these like rumored reasons, some of them glowing, some of them not as favorable, that she's leaving.

But then my thing is like, you have so much more, you have the opposite of what Cash Patel and Dan Bongino have now.

Because they had the sort of culture on their side of like that right wing culture.

Oh, if we could just get in there, we would fix everything.

And now they are in there and people are like, these guys are clowns.

Whereas she gets to do the opposite.

Like you could lay a lot of these problems at her feet.

Like she was in government for a lot of them.

But she's like, you know what?