Jordan Klepper
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You know what?
Enough of that.
Enough.
Let's move on.
move on to that drunk raccoon who's going viral for all the chaos he caused.
Defense Secretary Pete Hexen.
This poor guy has spent all week dodging accusations of war crimes just because he might have committed war crimes.
And now, he's got this to deal with.
Oh, OK.
OK, buddy.
No need to be that close to me.
We're not sitting in Epstein armchairs right now, OK?
No one's saying you were texting war plans.
Remind me, what did you text?
Okay, kind of sounds like you were texting war plans.
In fact, texting those words makes the iPhone send little bomber jets across the screens.
Regardless, an investigation couldn't hurt.
Pete, I assume you would be happy to cooperate.
Oh, you know, that sounds innocent to me.
Look, I have nothing to hide.