Jordan Klepper

But we all know that's not true, correct?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Just look at me and my whole deal here.

I think a reasonable person could assume I'm unable to satisfy my wife.

Look, okay, okay, obviously, obviously, no one thinks that Afro Man is sleeping with this guy's wife.

I wouldn't dare slander them or their beautiful child.

Now, can I just say, can I just say this?

This puts Officer Poundcake in an even worse light.

The other guy is like, Afro Man called me a son of a bitch and said he my wife.

And then you're like, yeah, and he said I had a sweet tooth.

Again, OK, the central question of this case wasn't whether Afro Man songs were factual.

It was whether people would think they were true.

And this is how his lawyer made the case.

Look at that suit.

Does this look like a man who thinks that everybody's gonna assume that everything he's saying is fact?

I'm beginning to see how brilliant wearing that suit is.

Ladies and gentlemen, does my client look like someone you should take seriously?

He dresses like the DJ at the club where Betsy Ross strips.

And by the way, I love this lawyer, too.