Jordan Klepper
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Okay.
If two companies want profits to surge, they'll need this in order to merge.
If two companies want to merge, I'm guessing you try to give Trump a bribe?
No, I'm not.
The answer is just always going to be...
If thou desires an ocean for drilling, only this will make Trump willing.
Again, I'm going to guess a bribe.
What?
Where are you getting these answers from?
Did you hack my laptop?
Bridge trolls have laptops?
Yes.
And the password is impenetrable.
Is the password bribe?
Riddle number three.
If a 20-year sex trafficking sentence ye face, with this, your punishment may be erased.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, you know, this is a tough one.
Oh, I've got you now, mister.
Is it a bribe?