Jordan Klepper

Because there's no way we can prove whether you're a son of a bitch or not.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No one mentioned your mom.

Your dad could be the bitch, okay?

I gotta say, I didn't realize that determining whether or not someone was a bitch was part of the legal profession.

It does give me hope for my new pilot, Bitch Court with Judge Jordan.

And this, this, it could still work.

I don't know anybody buying.

This is generally the big challenge with the defamation lawsuit, because to win, you have to argue that a reasonable person would believe that Afro Man's claims were facts and not just jokes.

And that's especially awkward, because Afro Man also said he slept with Randy's wife.

Or, oh wait, no, I'm sorry.

How did he put it?

Yes.

Thank you.

So, now poor Randy Walters had to argue that a reasonable person might believe that, which led to perhaps my favorite moment of the trial.

So, you're claiming that is the defamation statement is that he said he had sex with your wife?

Yes.

Okay.

And that's painted you in a false light?

It's caused tremendous pain in my life that my wife is cheating on me with Mr. Foreman.