Jordan Klepper

Hold on.

You know, if you're going to embarrass yourself on national television like that, at least win a bronze medal first.

Have you no dignity?

No dignity.

You know, there is some good news for Donald Trump, and it comes right out of my own home state of Michigan, where the state motto is, Welcome to Michigan.

We're sorry about Kid Rock.

For decades now, the only bridge between Canada and Detroit has been the Ambassador Bridge.

But in Trump's first term, Canada started construction on the Gordie Howe Bridge.

And Trump was so excited about it that he even got a little poetic.

Wow.

Remember when he used to pretend to try?

At the time, we were like, look at him phoning in diplomacy.

Now we're like, dear God, please phone in some diplomacy.

Anyway, the point is the bridge is almost complete, which will soon open up a public crossing that will enrich both our nations.

Trump must be so excited for this new era of US-Canadian friendship.

This morning, President Trump threatening to block the opening of a brand new bridge between Canada and the US.

Or friendship.

After all, what has friendship ever done for Trump other than associate him with the world's largest sex trafficking ring?

Still, still, Mr. President, this bridge is a win-win.

Canada is paying for all of it, and they're going to share ownership with Michigan.