Jordan Klepper
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So, last year, they sued Afro Man for defamation.
And right away, the officers had a problem, which is that when you sue someone for making fun of you, you have to get up on the witness stand and talk about how badly you suffered from it.
Which led to moments like this.
And with the people.
Oh, bro!
Oh, my God!
My God!
The horror!
The horror!
I can't imagine the pain of being sent free desserts!
I just hope Afro Man doesn't find out that I love banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery.
It would be devastating if my haters sent me hundreds of them with the Nilla wafers, specifically.
I mean, oh, God, I would never recover.
But remember, Officer Poundcake wasn't Afro Man's only target.
Officer Randy Walters sued Afro Man for saying... I mean, what was it again?
Son of a bitch.
Right, right, right.
Which, again, meant Randy Walters had to get up on the witness stand and answer the question, are you a son of a bitch?
And when they call you a son of a bitch, that would be an opinion?
Okay.