Jordan Klepper

Look at Hagrid Esquire over here.

Let's wrap this up.

I got the big ZZ Top case at three, and then I got to go back to forging my own swords.

Thank you, Your Honor.

But there were actual free speech issues on trial here, and Afro Man was unapologetic about his rights.

Wow.

I don't know if I want to stand up and salute because of the speech he gave or because he's wearing all the American flags.

Regardless, I'd say Afro Man should run for president.

Except that was a real thing that happened in 2024.

And all of you idiots didn't support him!

We could have had President Afro Man right now.

And look, I'm not saying that would be ideal, but you can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement.

When we come back, Michael Kosta will tell you how to get rich.

Don't get away.

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