Jordan Klepper

If you want honest and rigorous financial news, then go eat a dick.

But if you want to get rich, then you want Michael Kosta in another installment of Kosta Doing Business.

Oh, attention.

Welcome to Costa Doing Business.

I'm your dollar dollar bill sergeant, Michael Costa.

And by the time I'm done, you maggots will be money marines ready to blow your bank account sky high.

The only PTSD you'll come home with is pretty tall stacks of dinero.

Now, you're probably thinking, whoa, Costa, isn't profiting off war with Iran immoral?

Number one, no.

Number two, wrong war, dumbass.

Hit me.

The new frontier in America's fast food wars.

The CEOs of our favorite burger joints engaging in some online corporate trash talk.

Now the CEOs of McDonald's fast food rivals making their own videos with a lot bigger bites.

Yeah, that's right.

The fast food wars are back, and I smell an opportunity that'll clog your wallet and your toilet.

But be careful, because war is hell.

After the fast food wars of the 80s, my Uncle Bob was never the same.

He'd wake up in the middle of the night screaming, Where's the beef?

Where is it?