Jordan Klepper
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
sneezing pandas falling down.
You know China.
You've got problems.
Check this out.
First of all, why would you pay for condoms?
Just go outside.
They're on the ground.
But like, ha ha, China, you've got falling birth rates.
And I know, I know you're gonna say, hey, Americans, don't you also have falling birth rates?
Yeah, but we find ways to embrace them.
Like becoming Disney adults, okay?
It's like, we don't need kids, we are kids.
Also, who does this condom tax target exactly?
Someone's like, I wanna have sex, but I'm a cheapskate, so I guess I'll just have a baby?
Like, if China really wants to put condoms out of reach, they should put them on the top shelf.
Actually, yeah, no, no.
Really, though, their overall health has improved, so they are getting taller.
You know what else they're getting?
Lonelier.
Okay, wait, so first of all, this is a paid app?