Jordan Klepper

Now, no matter what age burger you prefer, if you want to wash it down with something bubbly, it's gonna be a problem.

America is running out of Topo Chico.

Coca-Cola owns the brand and says the flagship product is temporarily unavailable in America.

It's due to facility upgrades at the water source and production facilities in Mexico.

Whoa, $6 a bottle?

That's almost as expensive as a pint of clean blood.

But hey, don't let the price of sparkling H2O stop your bank account from H2-growing, because I'm currently seeking investors in Señor Costa's Guadalajara.

It comes...

Straight from the source.

The pipes of a Tijuana motel that I've been crashing at.

Now, it isn't exactly what you'd call sparkling, but it does have bubbles.

Now available at Whole Foods, Newark Airport's only grocery store.

But, but, we're not talking about making money if we're not talking about trading.

Not stocks, I'm talking trading cards.

Hey, yay, me.

The thrill of hunting down rare, in-demand Pokemon cards has been sparking excitement for three decades now.

And some of these cards can be worth a fortune.

Influencer Logan Paul recently sold one card for millions.

Over $16 million for a single card.

Yep.