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Jordan Klepper

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

And this follows my three main rules of investing.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

Buy low, sell high, and always take financial advice from Logan Paul.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

But buyer beware.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

There are a ton of fake Pokemon cards out there.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

My $10,000 rare Pikachu turned out to be a Polaroid of a rat spray-painted yellow.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

Then, when I went to get a refund, Timmy was gone from that playground.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

And then the parents got all freaked out at me for screaming at the other kids when I'm the victim.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

How is that fair?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

Huh?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

you, Timmy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

What's that?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

That must be the dinner bell, which means I got to go pick up a hot middle-aged burger and take her out for a $6 Topo Chico.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

And you know that guarantees I'll be tasting that special sauce.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

Sorry, folks.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

That's just the cost of doing business.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

Thank you, Michael.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

We'll come back.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

We'll be back to play through.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister

We'll be going around the show.