Jordan Klepper
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A bidet?
A bidet?
You monster!
How dare you wash your butt?
You take that coarse one-ply and mash it around like you're killing a spider up there like an American!
Huh.
But while we watch New York collapse into a nightmare of belabored rectal hygiene before our very eyes, I think it's fair to ask the question, two weeks into the Mamdani administration, is it a total failure?
Josh Johnson hit the streets to find out.
There are so many issues, but I feel like he's going in strong, but he wants to first, like, assemble a strong team.
Affordability is definitely an issue in New York City.
Did you ever think you'd see food lines like that in America?
I think it's an issue of, welcome to New York, we know you gotta poop.
All you people who are saying, oh, he sucks, he sucks.
You don't know the answer to that question.
Because it's been two weeks.
It's only been two weeks.
You're assholes.
You don't even know.
F*** them.
And I'll be with that.