Jordan Pickford

He was a little bit older.

And that I was thinking any of this just goes to show that I know very little indeed.

Also, it did occur to me, do you know who's going to have absolutely hated that hat-trick?

Your friend and mine, Cristiano Ronaldo.

He'll be looking at that fuming.

He will be livid.

And also, obviously, the similarities that both of them are compared, you know, as the goats.

I mean, are you on Team Messi?

Are you on Team Ronaldo?

They're both kind of coming towards the end of their careers in a league that's not the most competitive.

And if I'm honest, do you know what I can see happening?

Go on.

Ronaldo scoring four goals.

Just to try and better him, Ronaldo... Not a chance.

And what will happen is, Ronaldo will just be screaming at his teammates for not passing to him.

He'll be stopping his teammates' shots from going in.

On the edge, just trying to tap it.

And even if it's offside, it's classic Ronaldo, I reckon.

So that's my prediction.

But I'm saying that as a friend of Messi.