Jordan Schlansky

I'd have to go back nine minutes ago to the start of your day.

Blammo! You just got blammoed. My question would be, is sports betting allowed? If sports betting allowed, then definitely. Let's have that. Let's go back in time. I could clean up. Then you make a lot of money. Then you go back further in time when land is really cheap. You go to Long Island and you say, hey there, 1680 farmer, what do you want for these nine acres on the ocean?

Blammo! You just got blammoed. My question would be, is sports betting allowed? If sports betting allowed, then definitely. Let's have that. Let's go back in time. I could clean up. Then you make a lot of money. Then you go back further in time when land is really cheap. You go to Long Island and you say, hey there, 1680 farmer, what do you want for these nine acres on the ocean?

Blammo! You just got blammoed. My question would be, is sports betting allowed? If sports betting allowed, then definitely. Let's have that. Let's go back in time. I could clean up. Then you make a lot of money. Then you go back further in time when land is really cheap. You go to Long Island and you say, hey there, 1680 farmer, what do you want for these nine acres on the ocean?

These nine acres, why, I would wish to have $6. $6, eh? Here's $16.

These nine acres, why, I would wish to have $6. $6, eh? Here's $16.

These nine acres, why, I would wish to have $6. $6, eh? Here's $16.

Well, thank you.

Well, thank you.

Well, thank you.

Yep. That's what you would do.

Yep. That's what you would do.

Yep. That's what you would do.

I'd go to Ford's Theater and I'd say, hey, Abe, behind you. I'd save Abraham Lincoln's life.

I'd go to Ford's Theater and I'd say, hey, Abe, behind you. I'd save Abraham Lincoln's life.

I'd go to Ford's Theater and I'd say, hey, Abe, behind you. I'd save Abraham Lincoln's life.

I would go back in time.

I would go back in time.

I would go back in time.

I don't want to have just one.