Jordan Schlansky

I don't want to have just one.

I don't want to have just one.

Jurassic Park and I think they probably got it right so I don't need to see that and I wouldn't go to the Roman times because I saw Gladiator and I think that's a good I think most movies have pretty accurately depicted what those times were like and I think if I go back in time it's going to look like that only a little dirtier like people's togas will be dirty and I'll be like ah this sort of sucks so I don't want to see that so um nah I don't want to see that stuff I really just want to go to Ford Cedar and go hey Abe heads up

Jurassic Park and I think they probably got it right so I don't need to see that and I wouldn't go to the Roman times because I saw Gladiator and I think that's a good I think most movies have pretty accurately depicted what those times were like and I think if I go back in time it's going to look like that only a little dirtier like people's togas will be dirty and I'll be like ah this sort of sucks so I don't want to see that so um nah I don't want to see that stuff I really just want to go to Ford Cedar and go hey Abe heads up

Jurassic Park and I think they probably got it right so I don't need to see that and I wouldn't go to the Roman times because I saw Gladiator and I think that's a good I think most movies have pretty accurately depicted what those times were like and I think if I go back in time it's going to look like that only a little dirtier like people's togas will be dirty and I'll be like ah this sort of sucks so I don't want to see that so um nah I don't want to see that stuff I really just want to go to Ford Cedar and go hey Abe heads up

Because you know what? I'll tell you this. Abe Lincoln was 6'4", my height, and a strong backwoodsman. He would have turned around. Booth was a relatively small guy and an actor. I've interviewed enough of them to know that they're pretty easy to take in a fight. So he would just clean Booth's clock. That would be fun. Abe would just be wailing on Booth.

Because you know what? I'll tell you this. Abe Lincoln was 6'4", my height, and a strong backwoodsman. He would have turned around. Booth was a relatively small guy and an actor. I've interviewed enough of them to know that they're pretty easy to take in a fight. So he would just clean Booth's clock. That would be fun. Abe would just be wailing on Booth.

Because you know what? I'll tell you this. Abe Lincoln was 6'4", my height, and a strong backwoodsman. He would have turned around. Booth was a relatively small guy and an actor. I've interviewed enough of them to know that they're pretty easy to take in a fight. So he would just clean Booth's clock. That would be fun. Abe would just be wailing on Booth.

I would have witnessed the ultimate beatdown. Abe Blinken kicks the shit out of some little actor, takes his Derringer away and kicks the shit out of him, then throws him off the balcony. And then all the actors that are starring in the play our American cousin starring Laura Keen, they all start kicking Booth.

I would have witnessed the ultimate beatdown. Abe Blinken kicks the shit out of some little actor, takes his Derringer away and kicks the shit out of him, then throws him off the balcony. And then all the actors that are starring in the play our American cousin starring Laura Keen, they all start kicking Booth.

I would have witnessed the ultimate beatdown. Abe Blinken kicks the shit out of some little actor, takes his Derringer away and kicks the shit out of him, then throws him off the balcony. And then all the actors that are starring in the play our American cousin starring Laura Keen, they all start kicking Booth.

Did you just say that I've had you inside me?

Did you just say that I've had you inside me?

Did you just say that I've had you inside me?

Stop. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever say that again. I don't want you inside me.

Stop. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever say that again. I don't want you inside me.

Stop. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever say that again. I don't want you inside me.

Don't ever say that. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever, ever say I'm inside you again.

Don't ever say that. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever, ever say I'm inside you again.

Don't ever say that. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever, ever say I'm inside you again.