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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Just talk over me. That's fine.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Say how you pronounce brontosaurus again. Brontosaurus. Okay. You need to be hit. I'm not going to say with steel rods because that's, but with a denser wood, like a wood, but it's a dense wood, like a mahogany. You need to be hit with mahogany. Okay. Because no one says that.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Say how you pronounce brontosaurus again. Brontosaurus. Okay. You need to be hit. I'm not going to say with steel rods because that's, but with a denser wood, like a wood, but it's a dense wood, like a mahogany. You need to be hit with mahogany. Okay. Because no one says that.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Say how you pronounce brontosaurus again. Brontosaurus. Okay. You need to be hit. I'm not going to say with steel rods because that's, but with a denser wood, like a wood, but it's a dense wood, like a mahogany. You need to be hit with mahogany. Okay. Because no one says that.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Even a brontosaurus, if it just heard that, would put both of its giant paws in front of its eyes and just be like, oh my God, what a dick. No, it's not. How do you say pterodactyl?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Even a brontosaurus, if it just heard that, would put both of its giant paws in front of its eyes and just be like, oh my God, what a dick. No, it's not. How do you say pterodactyl?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Even a brontosaurus, if it just heard that, would put both of its giant paws in front of its eyes and just be like, oh my God, what a dick. No, it's not. How do you say pterodactyl?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Why do you say these things like Dracula?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Why do you say these things like Dracula?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Why do you say these things like Dracula?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Go back to Making Love, Adding Nothing at All. Go visit the dinosaurs. That's my request. Go back and visit the dinosaurs and just sort of stand around and see what happens, okay? And if you get stomped or crushed, that's just what happens.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Go back to Making Love, Adding Nothing at All. Go visit the dinosaurs. That's my request. Go back and visit the dinosaurs and just sort of stand around and see what happens, okay? And if you get stomped or crushed, that's just what happens.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Go back to Making Love, Adding Nothing at All. Go visit the dinosaurs. That's my request. Go back and visit the dinosaurs and just sort of stand around and see what happens, okay? And if you get stomped or crushed, that's just what happens.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

No, I'm an alumnus of Harvard University. Are we going to say it correctly or not?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

No, I'm an alumnus of Harvard University. Are we going to say it correctly or not?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

No, I'm an alumnus of Harvard University. Are we going to say it correctly or not?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Harvard University.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Harvard University.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

Harvard University.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show - Lady Crackers

If you're going to say it, just say it.