Jordan Schlansky
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Podcast Appearances
If you're going to say it, just say it.
If you're going to say it, just say it.
Nope. I gave a great speech.
Nope. I gave a great speech.
Nope. I gave a great speech.
I also had a falcon on my shoulder. Yeah.
I also had a falcon on my shoulder. Yeah.
I also had a falcon on my shoulder. Yeah.
That's all I'm saying. Well, if an animal is someone who eats fast food, then call me an animal and call most Americans an animal. I love the United States of America. I really do love this country. And for you to attack it that way, I think, is not just scandalous, but treasonous.
That's all I'm saying. Well, if an animal is someone who eats fast food, then call me an animal and call most Americans an animal. I love the United States of America. I really do love this country. And for you to attack it that way, I think, is not just scandalous, but treasonous.
That's all I'm saying. Well, if an animal is someone who eats fast food, then call me an animal and call most Americans an animal. I love the United States of America. I really do love this country. And for you to attack it that way, I think, is not just scandalous, but treasonous.
This is insane.
This is insane.
This is insane.
You're whimpering in the corner eating Ritz. We're ending it here. You know what you've had? You've had a complete breakdown today. And I can tell always because you get a fiendish look on your eyes. Your eyes arch up. You start to smile. That's my face.
You're whimpering in the corner eating Ritz. We're ending it here. You know what you've had? You've had a complete breakdown today. And I can tell always because you get a fiendish look on your eyes. Your eyes arch up. You start to smile. That's my face.
You're whimpering in the corner eating Ritz. We're ending it here. You know what you've had? You've had a complete breakdown today. And I can tell always because you get a fiendish look on your eyes. Your eyes arch up. You start to smile. That's my face.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.