Jordan Schlansky

And then you lost your mind. You started spiraling on the word cracker. And you lost it. You flamed out. And now a bunch of men are rushing up to you and pouring foam over you so that you don't burn to death. Jordan. This was a great episode. It was a great episode because you came out of the gate hot and then you ended up in this spectacular explosion. I feel sorry for you.

And then you lost your mind. You started spiraling on the word cracker. And you lost it. You flamed out. And now a bunch of men are rushing up to you and pouring foam over you so that you don't burn to death. Jordan. This was a great episode. It was a great episode because you came out of the gate hot and then you ended up in this spectacular explosion. I feel sorry for you.

And then you lost your mind. You started spiraling on the word cracker. And you lost it. You flamed out. And now a bunch of men are rushing up to you and pouring foam over you so that you don't burn to death. Jordan. This was a great episode. It was a great episode because you came out of the gate hot and then you ended up in this spectacular explosion. I feel sorry for you.

I feel sorry for anyone who's in your life. But I also love you. And when I say I love you, I'm lying. It's just not true. Anyway, this has been episode two of the Conan and Jordan show. I think one of the most fascinating shows in the history of any medium. It's unrehearsed. We never know what we're going to talk about. And we just play with this spinning top that is Jordan Schlansky.

I feel sorry for anyone who's in your life. But I also love you. And when I say I love you, I'm lying. It's just not true. Anyway, this has been episode two of the Conan and Jordan show. I think one of the most fascinating shows in the history of any medium. It's unrehearsed. We never know what we're going to talk about. And we just play with this spinning top that is Jordan Schlansky.

I feel sorry for anyone who's in your life. But I also love you. And when I say I love you, I'm lying. It's just not true. Anyway, this has been episode two of the Conan and Jordan show. I think one of the most fascinating shows in the history of any medium. It's unrehearsed. We never know what we're going to talk about. And we just play with this spinning top that is Jordan Schlansky.