Jordan Schlansky

I'm going to ask you to do me a favor, Jordan. When I hold up my hand like this, you're going to have to stop talking. Because otherwise you just wash over me and you're a little out of control right now. We had a nice conversation going. And then you brought up this song, Man in Motion, the theme song for St. Elmo's Fire, which is a bullshit song.

You're saying that a great song has an inconsequential opening? That's not a great song. A great song, by definition, has a great beginning.

You're saying that a great song has an inconsequential opening? That's not a great song. A great song, by definition, has a great beginning.

You're saying that a great song has an inconsequential opening? That's not a great song. A great song, by definition, has a great beginning.

I forgot that the universal sign of good hearing is being able to determine and remember the lyrics to Man in Motion.

I forgot that the universal sign of good hearing is being able to determine and remember the lyrics to Man in Motion.

I forgot that the universal sign of good hearing is being able to determine and remember the lyrics to Man in Motion.

Hey, you think I'm an A-lister?

Hey, you think I'm an A-lister?

Hey, you think I'm an A-lister?

I can climb the highest mountain.

I can climb the highest mountain.

I can climb the highest mountain.

Okay, stop, because I don't care. Tell me what the last lyric... No, I'm not going to tell you.

Okay, stop, because I don't care. Tell me what the last lyric... No, I'm not going to tell you.

Okay, stop, because I don't care. Tell me what the last lyric... No, I'm not going to tell you.

He's a philanthropist, but he can't give his music away. Look at that face. Oh, man, you got served, owned. Jordan, you're a terrible person. And our time away from each other has been a salve for my tattered soul. We're together again because the public demands it. We have our own show. And you completely commandeered it right up top to make us listen to that piece of mid-80s crap.

He's a philanthropist, but he can't give his music away. Look at that face. Oh, man, you got served, owned. Jordan, you're a terrible person. And our time away from each other has been a salve for my tattered soul. We're together again because the public demands it. We have our own show. And you completely commandeered it right up top to make us listen to that piece of mid-80s crap.

He's a philanthropist, but he can't give his music away. Look at that face. Oh, man, you got served, owned. Jordan, you're a terrible person. And our time away from each other has been a salve for my tattered soul. We're together again because the public demands it. We have our own show. And you completely commandeered it right up top to make us listen to that piece of mid-80s crap.

What's the power balance on this show, if it is, in fact, ours? Well, let's take a look at the order of the names. The Conan and Jordan show.