Jorma Taccone
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You met him at 9.
That's right, you were late.
You stupid idiot.
You don't know what you missed.
Fred Siegel's a star, and you called this his pipping-ass, grueling-ass, mack-ass building.
Well, diggity, I'd be on the wall, but not around the ladder.
Wait, how did we get this?
You're chilling with your dudes and they stab you in the face.
All the way to the hospital, you're bleeding all over the place.
And then you get cancer and you die in your teens.
But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing.
Yeah, I don't know why that's a hit.
The meaning of life is revealed.
At least it's shitting on it.
He's like, not enough salt.
They were English?
Let me tell you something, Yoram.
My younger self would have really benefited from this.