Jose

Yay.

I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing.

And immediately, the mask came off.

You're supposed to be safe.

You're a dangerous person who preys on vulnerable and trusting people.

You're a predator, Michael, up and good.

Absolutely.

Of course not, Jeffrey.

I do this for the love of the game.

There's a talented troop of tenacious tactical tykes that around this time of year engage in covert missions of subterfuge, entrapment, and high-caliber capitalism right in front of our very eyes.

I'm talking about the Girl Scouts.

And today, it happens to be National Girl Scout Day.

Every year, they're solely responsible for adding around 2,000 pounds to our total office weight next to their boxes of delicious cookies.

Oh, my God.

Unfortunately, I don't have any Thin Mints to give you, but instead, I have a sleeve of trivia questions for a special Girl Scout edition of Valenti of Duenti.

All right, let's start with Alexis today.

Alexis, give me number one through 20 and I'll give you a Girl Scout question.

Number seven.

Alexis, there's an official Girl Scout promise.

It's on my honor, I will try to serve God, my country, to help people at all times, and to live by the Girl Scout law.