FULL SHOW: Double Kiss Surprise Date, Dumbest Lies Ever + Battle of the Tinder Dates (2/18/26)
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hey, Alexis, I like your shirt. Thanks. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And today, we're going to go over the dumbest lies ever told. Oh, ouch. Brooke, it's a plain black t-shirt, so joke's on you.
What are the dumbest lies ever told?
Everyone likes this. It kind of looks like the thermals I wear for my skiing. Okay, I liked you better when you were lying. You do kind of look like Steve Jobless. I don't know who that is. Opposite of Steve Jobs. Oh, I see. If anyone can picture Steve Jobs, just laugh with us right now. I liked it.
I think that was a visual joke.
I did not get it. We got a full hour podcast for you. Thank you so much for being here. That is sincere.
Yes. That's not a lot.
And also, we've got comments to start us off. Gil must be binging old stuff because they said, it's fun to hear laser stories from seven years ago predicting things that just never happened. Oh, geez. Dude, I saw someone comment on a 2013 episode and just saying, wow, dating was wild back then. Oh. I mean, it is a real trip down memory lane how different it was.
Yeah.
Dude, stay modern with us, okay?
Yeah. Listen to this show instead.
It starts right now.
Fun fact about me, most of my co-hosts know this, I love Subway. Not being paid to say it, I just do always have.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. I did. I used to work there.
We've talked about it multiple times on the show before.
I've never seen you eat Subway. Yeah, we always get Jimmy John's. Actually, she's right. You never eat it here, though.
Well, because they're the ones that offered to pay, and you guys want the Jimmy John's, so I don't even go with the free Jimmy John's.
So you're a Subway guy.
I'm a Subway man.
And I assume I know you. You have one sandwich that you order every single time.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I was getting my favorite sandwich the other day. Okay. Footlong turkey with chips inside.
Wait, you asked for the chips there? You don't do it yourself?
No.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Are you serious?
You're that high demand?
They're the artists. I'm just letting them do their craft.
You're just telling them how to art.
I used to work there and I never put chips in for anybody. The total came out to around 17 bucks.
Probably because of your chip fee.
And I'm thinking, oof, that is quite a bit of dough.
Yeah, it is.
So I'm paying, and then the prompt comes up on the credit card machine. How much do you want to tip?
Here we go, Jeff.
I'm already paying $17 for this.
Yes, but you're also asking for chips, extra things. So what do you do?
Two things changed my mind. One, I looked across the counter and the employee is staring at me with big puppy dog like eyes. Like I made this for you with my own hands.
You're probably the only one in there.
Sweating my blood is in this sandwich. And the second factor that Subway was playing our radio station over the speakers at the time. So I felt kind of obligated.
Got it. You tipped, right?
I tipped them very well. And then I see an article this morning that says a new survey found 76.1% of people believe tipping has gone too far. Brooke, you agree?
I mean, where was I the other day where they asked for a tip and I'm like, I haven't even talked to anyone.
The biggest percentage of people who believe it's gone too far is actually the service workers themselves.
Oh, really?
And it's not that they don't want more money. They love more money. They just want a higher wage so they don't even have to worry about tips.
I know, seriously. Then they have to practice the doe eyes that they were giving at you. You know, but people don't like living wages. You know, the employers don't anyway. It saves them money.
The anti-tipping trend appears to be taking hold now. Around 74% of service workers have noticed customers are now tipping less.
Because people are exhausted by it, right? And it's so expensive already.
No, for real. We're always shouting out our Instagrams on this show. What we should be doing is shouting out our Venmos.
A little tip.
We'll see how the shot caller question of the day goes. And then maybe if he does a really good job, Digital Jake's going to earn a tip right afterwards.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:16
2
What are the dumbest lies ever told?
0:16–7:11
3
How does tipping culture affect customer service?
7:11–12:17
4
What funny stories come from Girl Scout cookie sales?
12:17–51:21
5
How did a dating game show unfold on this episode?
51:21–1:03:47