Jose

Let me ask you a really easy question.

Are you into Lily?

Do you like her?

According to Lily, you gave her your phone number so you could understand how she would be a little bit confused that you're not wanting to hang out with her because she says she's tried several times.

Not really.

And maybe it's something where you don't want to talk to us because you don't know us, but it might be better if you just told Lily directly.

I like that.

Because she's actually on the other line right now and has been listening to this entire conversation, dude.

Oh.

All right, this is going to get weird.

I don't want any more attention about it.

Okay, so let's move aside from the court stuff.

Let's get to the point of why we're calling you.

It's trying to get you and Lily to go out.

What do you think about seeing Lily away from the pet store?

An area that you're allowed within 100 feet of.

The idea of hanging out with Lily sounds good?

No, it does.

It's just I'm a mess right now.

I've never done a second date where it's been so hard to convince a convicted felon to go out with a woman.