Jose

Okay.

Not a felony.

It was a misdemeanor.

Happy to look past all of your transgressions that you've done in your life and give you another chance.

And we'll give you a chance and even pay for that date.

We're all going out on a limb for you if you'll say yes.

Translation, he'll call you when the ankle monitor is allowed to come off.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Lily.

You can't even get someone with a criminal record either.

There's got to be somebody there.

Just kidding.

You know, it's funny when people openly brag about being on TV.

I know Brooke does it all the time.

She hops on her Insta stories and goes, look at me.

I'm on a local daytime TV show.

I'm better than you.

The thing is, bragging about being on daytime TV is different than being on the news, which is where he was.

And I'm just trying to think positive about it.

I'm going to think that he was in the background of like a weather shot on the 7 o'clock news.

Yeah, like some meteorologist was trying to report on a storm and he was in the back waving.