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When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.

These students, including a young Samuel L. Jackson, locked up the members of the Board of Trustees, including Martin Luther King Sr.

It's the true story of protest and rebellion in Black American history that you'll never forget.

I'm Hans Charles.

Yay.

I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing.

And immediately, the mask came off.

You're supposed to be safe.

You're a dangerous person who preys on vulnerable and trusting people.

You're a predator, Michael, up and good.

Absolutely.

Of course not, Jeffrey.

I do this for the love of the game.

There's a talented troop of tenacious tactical tykes that around this time of year engage in covert missions of subterfuge, entrapment, and high-caliber capitalism right in front of our very eyes.

I'm talking about the Girl Scouts.

And today, it happens to be National Girl Scout Day.

Every year, they're solely responsible for adding around 2,000 pounds to our total office weight next to their boxes of delicious cookies.

Oh, my God.

Unfortunately, I don't have any Thin Mints to give you, but instead, I have a sleeve of trivia questions for a special Girl Scout edition of Valenti of Duenti.

All right, let's start with Alexis today.