Josh Fox

I don't know if you guys have listened to the Josh Fox podcast, Maths Funny.

He just put an episode out yesterday which was really interesting and insightful.

And then, a face that I rarely see on my For You page anymore popped up.

NASA.

And this is what he was saying.

Slightly confused, I then clicked open the full caption and I couldn't believe what I was reading.

but it wasn't the offering of his services as a male companion that stopped me in my scroll, but the daunting thought of, wait, people are actually gonna pay for this?

And in the caption to that video, Nasser detailed the various packages that he's now offering as the male escort.

Starting at the cheapest option, you get the friendzone package.

Now this is $50 and for that $50 you get one hour of basic hanging out which NASA says is to make you feel less lonely.

It's only available in the morning or the afternoon and NASA states there is no touching or hand holding.

Now, for $80, you get the Innocent Romance package, and this is a walk along the beach or in a park, and you can hold hands, but only in private when nobody's looking.

And Nasser also states there's no selfies with him for this $80 package.

Going up to the next tier, we have the We're Almost Official, which is $130.

And for that price, you get a two-hour evening date, which includes a meal or ice cream up to the value of $20.

You get public hand-holding.

And for an additional $50, you get a private kiss goodnight, which NASA states will have no tongue.

And also available for an additional $30 in that package is a selfie with NASA.

Now for NASA's top package on offer, like this is the pinnacle of what this man is offering the public.

It's called Dating Me.