Josh Fox

It's $500.

And for that price, you get a three hour evening date, which is going to a restaurant or to the cinema.

The choice is yours.

It includes NASA picking you up.

It doesn't state he's taking you home surfing.

You get in the bus, I'm afraid.

He will bring you a chocolate gift and there will be one photo opportunity available.

You'll also have unlimited handholding and you'll be given one kiss goodnight.

Brackets with tongue.

And not just that, but here's the weirdest part.

You will also get your name in NASA's Facebook bio for 48 hour afterwards.

And then he says there may be discounts slash reductions for those that are special.

Which, what does that mean?

I've got no idea.

Now, after I first read that, an idea came to me instantly.

I need to get someone to phone up, make a pretend booking, and just troll him for a while as they're on the call and just see what else is on offer.

What are these discounts available?

Like, what is happening here?

And I instantly knew the woman for the job.

And that woman was my 64-year-old mother back in the UK.