Josh Fox

Because I figured, right, if this plan is to work and NASA is going to believe the person on the phone is a real potential client and he's not being pranked, I needed someone older.

I can't just get one of my mates who have voices filled with youth and energy who, you know, they'd never be seeking out NASA services.

I needed the voice of a mature, older lady.

And I'll be honest, my mum is the only woman approaching her pension that I actually know.

So I quickly phoned her up to ask, Mum, are you willing to help me troll a troll?

But before I could even get to my unlikely request, she actually had something more pressing to share with me.

Yeah, sure, I'm fine, thank you, son.

I was out watching The Dog House.

The Dog House?

It's a very nice programme.

It's where they match families to dogs and dogs to families.

That sounds so rubbish.

Oh, it's lovely.

And they do a dog house Australia.

Is it like Warren at first sight, but for people and dogs?

Who's matching them?

They've not got John Aitken of the... No.

And then, again, before I could even get a word in, mum then did what I think everyone's mum does and she starts quizzing me on things she's seen on my Instagram.

I saw your Instagram.

Who was that bunny rabbit that you met?