Josh Gondelman

Yeah, because you're a grown-up. Exactly. You're not like, what would a Mormon's idea of a strip club be?

Yeah, because you're a grown-up. Exactly. You're not like, what would a Mormon's idea of a strip club be?

Yeah, because you're a grown-up. Exactly. You're not like, what would a Mormon's idea of a strip club be?

Everybody listening to this is currently holding a tote bag on the way to a farmer's market. It's true.

Everybody listening to this is currently holding a tote bag on the way to a farmer's market. It's true.

Everybody listening to this is currently holding a tote bag on the way to a farmer's market. It's true.

Wow. This is a beautiful irony. The same company gave us Ozempic and Danish's? Exactly, true, yeah.

Wow. This is a beautiful irony. The same company gave us Ozempic and Danish's? Exactly, true, yeah.

Wow. This is a beautiful irony. The same company gave us Ozempic and Danish's? Exactly, true, yeah.

It's been incredible since congestion pricing was in effect. My wife and I were in downtown Manhattan the other day, and there were no cars. It was amazing. It made me feel like if the rapture happened... And, like, I would still be there because Jew. And I feel like my second response would be like, oh, no, what happened to all these people?

It's been incredible since congestion pricing was in effect. My wife and I were in downtown Manhattan the other day, and there were no cars. It was amazing. It made me feel like if the rapture happened... And, like, I would still be there because Jew. And I feel like my second response would be like, oh, no, what happened to all these people?

It's been incredible since congestion pricing was in effect. My wife and I were in downtown Manhattan the other day, and there were no cars. It was amazing. It made me feel like if the rapture happened... And, like, I would still be there because Jew. And I feel like my second response would be like, oh, no, what happened to all these people?

But my first response would be to, like, tap my wife and be like, honey, we can finally go to Carbone.

But my first response would be to, like, tap my wife and be like, honey, we can finally go to Carbone.

But my first response would be to, like, tap my wife and be like, honey, we can finally go to Carbone.

You're dreaming of a New York City that can afford towels.

You're dreaming of a New York City that can afford towels.

You're dreaming of a New York City that can afford towels.

I actually would be perfect for that because I have a face that bartenders love to ignore. Yeah. Like my whole, I feel like I spend hours every year being like, sir, excuse me, ma'am, excuse me. I just want to, excuse me. So I feel like I could be on one of those shows and people would be like, no idea what was happening, but he told me everything he was doing. I'm ordering a drink.

I actually would be perfect for that because I have a face that bartenders love to ignore. Yeah. Like my whole, I feel like I spend hours every year being like, sir, excuse me, ma'am, excuse me. I just want to, excuse me. So I feel like I could be on one of those shows and people would be like, no idea what was happening, but he told me everything he was doing. I'm ordering a drink.