Josh Gondelman

I actually would be perfect for that because I have a face that bartenders love to ignore. Yeah. Like my whole, I feel like I spend hours every year being like, sir, excuse me, ma'am, excuse me. I just want to, excuse me. So I feel like I could be on one of those shows and people would be like, no idea what was happening, but he told me everything he was doing. I'm ordering a drink.

I'm trying to get a vodka soda for my wife. Just ordering a drink.

I'm trying to get a vodka soda for my wife. Just ordering a drink.

I'm trying to get a vodka soda for my wife. Just ordering a drink.

There's so much you could do at a baby shower, and it's all kind of deranged. Deranged? Like all the games where it's like you've got to put baby food in the diaper, and people are like, ooh, that's gross. Anyway.

There's so much you could do at a baby shower, and it's all kind of deranged. Deranged? Like all the games where it's like you've got to put baby food in the diaper, and people are like, ooh, that's gross. Anyway.

There's so much you could do at a baby shower, and it's all kind of deranged. Deranged? Like all the games where it's like you've got to put baby food in the diaper, and people are like, ooh, that's gross. Anyway.

Hearing that you can get your friends to clean your apartment for you does make me feel more ready to have children. You think so? Finally? You're ready to do it? No, I guess I'm just ready to tell my friends we're going to have children. I don't think we need the children.

Hearing that you can get your friends to clean your apartment for you does make me feel more ready to have children. You think so? Finally? You're ready to do it? No, I guess I'm just ready to tell my friends we're going to have children. I don't think we need the children.

Hearing that you can get your friends to clean your apartment for you does make me feel more ready to have children. You think so? Finally? You're ready to do it? No, I guess I'm just ready to tell my friends we're going to have children. I don't think we need the children.

How many chores can you get if you're just like, we're trying.

How many chores can you get if you're just like, we're trying.

How many chores can you get if you're just like, we're trying.

My favorite pile in math is like, we can't tell you exactly when we'll be leaving, but we are 10th in line for takeoff.

My favorite pile in math is like, we can't tell you exactly when we'll be leaving, but we are 10th in line for takeoff.

My favorite pile in math is like, we can't tell you exactly when we'll be leaving, but we are 10th in line for takeoff.

One of the most popular genres in modern literature is Romanticy. These books combine the traditions of romance and fantasy to create an entirely new type of nerd. Many Romanticy stories take inspiration from whales, and no, they aren't love stories about orcas sinking billionaires' yachts. That's a separate genre called Romarxism.

One of the most popular genres in modern literature is Romanticy. These books combine the traditions of romance and fantasy to create an entirely new type of nerd. Many Romanticy stories take inspiration from whales, and no, they aren't love stories about orcas sinking billionaires' yachts. That's a separate genre called Romarxism.

One of the most popular genres in modern literature is Romanticy. These books combine the traditions of romance and fantasy to create an entirely new type of nerd. Many Romanticy stories take inspiration from whales, and no, they aren't love stories about orcas sinking billionaires' yachts. That's a separate genre called Romarxism.

Romantasy often draws on creatures from Welsh folklore and uses Welsh names for characters. But scholars and Welsh people are unhappy with this Welsh appropriation. Quote, it can be pretty patronizing, says Dimitra Fimi, who is a professor of fantasy and children's literature and probably not an elf. It creates an image of the country which isn't realistic. That's not what Wales is.