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Josh Johnson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4854 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

On the bright side, we're actually going to be bankrupting insurance companies instead the other way around.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

If Trump had enacted this sooner, that CEO would have shot Luigi.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

But look.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

But look, Trump actually does have a plan here.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

It's not to put a cap on the drug prices.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

That'd be too easy and simple.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

We're working very hard right now to get the other countries to lift up their prices a little bit and to get the drug companies to put it to them.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And if they don't, the drug companies will have a lot of problems, and they are mostly agreed to it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And if the countries don't, then as an example, if it's Europe,

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

I'll say, that's okay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

You're no longer allowed to sell cars in America.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

You're no longer allowed to have Mercedes, BMW, Volkswagen, or any of the other mini cars.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And they will say, oh, I love the idea of lower drug prices for America.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

So the plan, just so I have it right, is to lower drug prices here by forcing Europe to raise drug prices over there, or they can't sell us their cars, reducing our choices as consumers and making cars in general more expensive for everybody.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And I know it's very confusing, but I've seen this before.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

This is crackhead logic, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

A crackhead can never go from A to B, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

When I was a kid, I'd see a dude who needed $15, but instead of asking for money, he would try to sell you a tire, which of course he didn't have, but he did have a bike chain, and if you would buy that bike chain from him for $12, he would put that towards the tire, and then one day, eventually, buy crack.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And my point is, that's a better drug plan than what Donald Trump is doing.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Once again, Donald Trump can't shake the Jeffrey Epstein news.