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Josh Johnson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4854 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Everybody, shut up, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Don't say a word.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Let this play out, and we'll have free health care by Christmas, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Nobody, nobody, nobody call him Mango Mamdani, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Great idea, Mr. President.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Very capitalism.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

But hey, you know what?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

$2,000 would help a lot of people.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

If the money's there, the money's there.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

The money's not there.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And now I'm starting to get worried because that's $83 billion short.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And I'm not saying Trump is the worst president of all time.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

I'm just saying I've never met anyone who was $83 billion short.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And by the way, he's only $83 billion short if he hasn't promised the tariff money to anybody else.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

We're going to take some of that tariff money that we made, we're going to give it to our farmers.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

The big thing we want to do is pay down debt.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Tariffs is one of the reasons why we have the money in the treasury to actually be able to pay our troops.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

And we'll have a lot of money left over.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

Money left over?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Josh at the Desk 2025

The money that never existed is already spent.