Josh Johnson

And you're running around the country promising money you do not have to multiple people many times over.

Every week I'm at this desk, I say this, and I guess I'll have to say this for three more years, but this is crackhead behavior.

Yesterday, the Epstein story exploded back into the national conversation when House Democrats released three emails that Jeffrey Epstein wrote about his BFF Donald Trump.

But Donald Trump has the entirety of the GOP behind him, and you know these world-class strategists have a plan for getting this story off the front page.

Oh, no!

This is the downside of your people really having your back.

Because they were basically like, he got nothing to hide.

Here's 20,000 more emails.

Don't you people know anything about a cover-up?

This is like trying to hide pissing yourself by shitting yourself.

Trump's people spent a year saying there are no Epstein files.

Now there's 20,000 pages and those still aren't the files.

What happened?

There's now more pages of Trump-Epstein lore than Batman and Superman crossover.

And look, these 20,000 pages weren't all about crimes.

A lot of it was just weird bro shit about women that they dated.

man, I'm glad Hillary killed that guy.

Because I can't imagine a worse way to break up with someone than setting them up with Donald Trump.

If someone broke up with me and they were like, I don't deserve you, but you know who does?

And then Donald Trump walked in, I'd be like, damn, I didn't know you hated me.