Josh Johnson

And by the way, just as a side note, the woman people say Epstein might be referring to is a Norwegian cosmetics heiress whose name, and I am not making this up, is Selina Middelfart.

And if you're watching this from Norway and you're like, it's Middelfart.

That is basically what I just said.

Now, she is denied that she ever dated either of them, which I get.

But more importantly, how is Selena Middlefart a real name?

It sounds like a bad spy name.

Like, if you broke... If you were a spy and you broke into a super-secret security office, and right after you grab the disc or whatever, you turn the corner, and then there's someone looking at you, and they say, who are you?

And you haven't thought that far.

And you...

You almost say Selena Gomez, but you know that's not gonna work.

So you're like, Selena, Selena, and you get nervous when you're trying to come up with a name and it makes you fart in the middle of your sentence.

So you're like, Selena middle fart.

And then that guy is just like, oh, okay, do you know where the bathroom is?

So the GOP didn't do Trump any favors by releasing these emails.

They basically saw his grease fire and said, let us add some water.

and his supporters on TV aren't doing that much better.

This is obviously an attempt to smear the president by cherry picking.

This is just all for show.

Played out?

You know shit's bad when the sensationalist media is like, you guys don't want to hear about the international island sex scandal.