Josh Johnson

Let's talk about budgetary cuts.

Let's get nasty.

Come on, guys, that's not gonna work.

If you want to downplay this story, you need a master, all right?

Megyn Kelly, you're a master of spin.

Show us what you got.

How the hell was Megyn Kelly ever an attorney?

Your Honor, my client only engaged in diet pedophilia.

Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, but everyone also knows there is never a good reason to be talking about that difference.

What's your question?

Am I recognized on the street?

Yeah, yeah, but I'm still, okay.

Me getting recognized is not like a hardcore famous person recognized.

The way I get recognized is I will be on the train and someone will walk up and be like, you do stuff, right?

Which is like a description of every living person on the planet, right?

And so I'll be like, yeah.

And at this point, I still don't know if they know me or if I look like someone.

So then I'm like, yeah.

And then they're like, I think I saw you like somewhere.

And I'm like, well, there are lots of places to be.