Josh Johnson

OH, MAN, THIS IS SUCH A BLEAK AND COMPLETELY ACCURATE VIEW OF HIS CHANCES IN HEAVEN.

I will say, though, you never want to see the guy who's supposed to keep you healthy and safe talk about dying.

Like, he's supposed to be leading you.

You never want to hear a pilot over the system be like, oh, I just can't wait to get into heaven.

Like, uh, can we get to Pittsburgh first?

And look, I don't know, man.

Heaven is tough to get into.

Like, I don't want to throw cold water on your hopes and dreams, but you might want to think about trying to get into, like, a safety heaven.

Like, whatever SUNY Albany of heaven is up there.

You know what I mean?

Like, apply there, you know?

Because the truth is, there's probably a good reason for Trump to worry about getting into heaven, you know?

Is it?

Yep, yep, yep.

That too.

I mean, that wasn't even the first thing I thought of.

Crazy how many things there are.

One of the things we're going to do, we're going to issue a dividend to our middle income people and lower income people of about $2,000.

Wait a second.

OK.