Josh Johnson

Trump's making everybody pay tariffs, but only poor people are getting the $2,000 checks.

So he's just redistributing taxes from rich people to poor people.

Did Donald Trump just stupid himself into socialism?

I mean, you're doing a great job, Mr. President.

We always believed.

Everybody, shut up, all right?

Don't say a word.

Let this play out, and we'll have free health care by Christmas, all right?

Nobody, nobody, nobody call him Mango Mamdani, all right?

Great idea, Mr. President.

Very capitalism.

But hey, you know what?

$2,000 would help a lot of people.

If the money's there, the money's there.

The money's not there.

And now I'm starting to get worried because that's $83 billion short.

And I'm not saying Trump is the worst president of all time.

I'm just saying I've never met anyone who was $83 billion short.

And by the way, he's only $83 billion short if he hasn't promised the tariff money to anybody else.

We're going to take some of that tariff money that we made, we're going to give it to our farmers.