Josh Johnson

This is just all for show.

Played out?

You know shit's bad when the sensationalist media is like, you guys don't want to hear about the international island sex scandal.

Let's talk about budgetary cuts.

Let's get nasty.

Come on, guys, that's not gonna work.

If you want to downplay this story, you need a master, all right?

Megyn Kelly, you're a master of spin.

Show us what you got.

How the hell was Megyn Kelly ever an attorney?

Your Honor, my client only engaged in diet pedophilia.

Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, but everyone also knows there is never a good reason to be talking about that difference.

What's your question?

Am I recognized on the street?

Yeah, yeah, but I'm still, okay.

Me getting recognized is not like a hardcore famous person recognized.

The way I get recognized is I will be on the train and someone will walk up and be like, you do stuff, right?

Which is like a description of every living person on the planet, right?

And so I'll be like, yeah.

And at this point, I still don't know if they know me or if I look like someone.