Josh Johnson

I have a dream that I'm about to shake that ass to this bop.

They always said that the one thing missing from the civil rights movement was EDM.

And looks like my boo, Sam Altman, agrees.

And yes, the real MLK would probably say Sora is an abomination.

But lucky for us, AI MLK would say Remix!

And even better news, the AI diehards won't be limited to smartphone videos for long because we're getting AI on the mother teching big screen.

Her name is Tilly Norwood.

This rocks!

Tilly Norwood is the new it girl.

Suck it, Dame Judi Dench.

Tilly has broken the glass ceiling and also the entire economic model of Hollywood.

You go, girl.

Women have been fighting for equal pay in Hollywood for years, and now everyone gets paid nothing.

But the best thing about an AI actress like Tilly is you can make her do anything.

And fellas, yes, I know what you're thinking.

You can put her in cars.

And not just cars, cars two and three and eventually four.

Lightning McQueen is a total boy.

Sorry Sally, shoulda had legs.

Plus, the filmmakers save money on an intimacy coordinator because neither of these characters have real genitals.