Josh Johnson

But here's the thing, Trump.

I don't think the situation in Portland is a five-alarm, DEFCON 1, bust-out-the-windows type of emergency.

And I don't think you think that either.

Because this whole meeting, where you're talking about how dangerous Antifa is, you all look bored as hell.

Trump is falling asleep.

Pam Bondi got to tilt her neck up to stay awake, you know?

Stephen Miller is-is yawning.

The most radical person in the cabinet looked like he drained, you know?

He looks like he's sitting at a piano recital after his kid finished.

Also, you would think that if we're all about to die, Antifa would be the only network on your mind.

They're so pathetic.

Come on, guys, all right?

The plan is to scare people about Antifa.

You're not going to do that if you keep trailing off about hot black women you remember, all right?

So look, I'm not saying that there's no such thing as Antifa.

But I look at Antifa the way I look at Bigfoot.

It's big, scary, and tearing up the Pacific Northwest.

But all we ever hear about is what the people who believe in it think is happening.

In fact, if you were to make a doc about the Antifa that Trump believes in, it would look a lot like this.

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