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Josh Johnson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3992 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

I'm starting to think that if you got close enough to Trump, you could probably just give him a colonoscopy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

This guy's presidency is going great for himself.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Just look at free speech.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Yes, Trump promised a golden era of free speech.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Not for you.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

They'll put you in jail just for posting memes.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

But Donald Trump, his speech, whew, it's so free, it seems like it's lost in the woods.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

She's a documentary-ist.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Whoa.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Listening to Trump makes me feel like I'm having a medical event.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Which is especially bad because he didn't fix healthcare.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

But you know what?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Maybe my favorite Trump promise isn't even about a specific policy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

It was deeper and more meaningful.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

No, we haven't.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

But now Donald Trump is dreaming enough for all of us.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Hey, hey, don't laugh at him, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

Leave that poor man alone.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

He got like nine or ten jobs.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton

So bottom line, when it comes to Donald Trump, there's no you in us.