Josh Johnson

Clearly Trump is worried about a slippery slope here.

It's like that classic poem, first they came for the wildly corrupt presidents and I said nothing because that would be admissible in court.

But I'll be honest, I don't think Trump pardoned another president so that he could get pardoned later.

That's just too smart for Trump.

It's like seeing a monkey draw a cube.

There's no way he knew that's what he was drawing.

There had to be another, dumber reason why Trump pardoned Hernandez.

It was that easy?

All you have to do is write Trump a letter saying that Biden framed you for something you definitely did, had a trial for, and were convicted of.

You are the most did it.

Because if it really is that easy, you know what this means.

I don't think Diddy can read or write.

For more on the pardoning of the former Honduran president, we turn to our very own Troy Iwata.

Troy, what's the latest?

The war on drugs is over, and the drugs won, all right?

Let's fill these baggies, okay?

Josh, Josh, does this look like a gram to you?

No!

No?

Okay, well, it's close enough.