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I'm Josh Johnson.

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Trump thinks all North Atlantic islands look the same, office supplies are on the terror watch list, and Eric Adams keeps finding new ways to go to jail.

So, let's get into the headlines.

Yesterday marked one year since Trump's inauguration.

That's like one and a half popes ago.

RIP to a real one.

I will find your killer.

So Trump decided to crash the White House press briefing to tout his accomplishments, but also to do some prop comedy.

Wait, wait, wait.

First of all, is finger falling off something you think could happen to you?

Is that on the menu?

Like, I thought you had the best health report of all time.

Now you're telling me fingers are falling off like it's autumn?

Now, you might think this is just a stack of blank papers, or maybe if you're feeling generous, pictures of boobs.