Josh Sexton

Despite all this.

Ungainly, which is a word you don't use in any other walk of life, really, besides football.

I think it's ungainly.

I can't believe you've not gone with Jordan Henderson.

I've gone with Jordan Henderson as someone who was formerly accused of being the chairman of the Jordan Henderson... I look like Henderson, but I think that's...

Who's on your shortlist, Kiefer?

Have you got a superstar?

I don't believe he's leaving yet.

I'm going to need to see him in another kit.

I feel like he's done this thank you letter over and over again.

Yeah, City would be worse without him as well, so we'll all continue to pray we see him.

I just want to see him play with Simeone as well, because I just think that would be a laugh.

They're two really bad fellas, so it would be nice for them to be together.

we'll move on then to sausage of the season the individual who's made a consistent show themselves on or off the pitch through poor decisions performances or general nonsense I've gone with Ruben Amorim because it's a slightly left field one so I will explain it I think even in watching Carrick's United at the weekend they are not a good football team Liverpool just happen to be more passive and worse both at the same time which was some challenge considering how passive and bad United are

all I hear from United fans ever is Ruben Amorim did build this squad and then I look at that squad and be like

what like what is the reward for that because it's still crap so like i'm not giving him any credit for that and i feel like if you're going to play negative football and everything you say in the press is going to be negative i'm kind of wondering what you're saying to the to the players behind the scenes as well for them to play so awfully and for them to switch off so much so i like that i feel like michael carrick has exposed how much of a sausage is i like it as a shout i think it's a strong one i've got a couple that i'm i'm into uh i think racine yeah

It was just insane.

There's so many of his quotes that I'm now not sure which ones are real and which ones aren't.

There was the point where he said... Oh, you can call me, you said anything.

Yeah.