Josh Wolf

So whatever.

You guys ever do that thing where it's like...

They turn on the movie projector before the movie starts, and you can just see all the little particles sort of floating around in the air.

Those aren't only at movie theaters.

In that beam of light.

I'm just assuming they're everywhere all the time.

Why?

First off, it has a Ziploc top.

Adam, what's it next to on the left?

Cleanser.

The point is this.

I said to everyone, because I coached everyone up, first off, I had no idea that I would spend my adult life talking to other adults about non-adult issues.

Like really stuff that falls in between no shit and no shit times two.

Like really?

Really?

Like I thought, well, one day I'll get older and I'll have children and there'll be a period in those children's lives where I'll have to say things like,

Well, if you're going to leave the house, you really need to shut the light off in your room since you're not going to be in your room.

And I'll probably have to have that conversation two and a half times with my nine year old.

But then I'll get on with my fucking life.

But there's no way I've ever anticipated talking to adults over and over again.