Josh Wolf

So I came out and I said to my well coached up crew who left this fucking bag this way.

You're fucking it up for everybody who comes after you because they're going to get a slightly staler cookie that has whatever's airborne on top of it.

Of course.

It was Mike August.

He took his two fucking loves and combined them, eating other people's free food and neglecting other people's shit.

I mean, it's one of these things where every single time

We do a live show.

We get the veggie platter.

It's on the rider.

The live show in the green room is the veggie platter, and they pop the cap off the veggie platter.

Yeah.

And that's the deal.

Give us the veggie platter.

But the ones they usually get us are the ones they buy at the Ralph's supermarket, and they're already prepackaged, and they just sort of put them out there, and you tear the cellophane away.

And then you pop the top off them, and then they're sitting in the green room of some theater, which is basically in a kind of dank basement.

Right.

And then I, Brian...

Then I pop the cap on it, grab a handful of carrots, and I put the fucking cap back on.

And then when I go to the bathroom, I see Mike August eating celery, and the cap is off next to it.

And I'm like, why not put the cap back on?